Monday, 15 August 2011

Strangly Understandable...

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I am Jsut Tyrnig Smeohting Out. Aoccdrnig to rscheerch it deson’t mtaterwaht odrer the lttrees
in a wrod are so lnog as the frsit and lsat lttrees are in the rgiht palce. Eevryhting
esle can be a cmopltee mses and you can siltl udnresatnd. How cool is taht, the
pwoer of the hmuan mnid! Pehmonamal!

Well, typing like that is quite hard, so


The Tutrhufl one


Thursday, 11 August 2011

FanFiction Rules

Hi People and Llamas it is me again back with another blog post about something completley random. So today I have chosen to write about FanFiction....
What is fanfiction you may ask. Well it is basiclly somewhere where people can write how there own version of a TV programme, Plays, Books, etc. And thanks to my friends, I am now totally ADDICTED!Not in the normal sort of addiction where you will wait until the next day for the chapter to be put up...oh no I stayed up until quarter past one ( in the morning) to finish a fanfiction.
So just to inlighten all of you, I have put together all of my favorites that I've read so far.
Note: I know alot/all of them are about glee but don't despare. I will soon put up some of my fave FanFiction from other shows, books,etc.
Kiss - Possibly my favorite fanfiction so far, even though the title sounds slightly soppy the storys are brilliant. This wacky story is based on Glee and how many different ways that Klaine (Kurt and Blaine) can kiss, which is very funny when the warblers are around!
Random Rating: 7/10
Awesomeness Rating: 10/10
Eyebrow issues - Okay... this one is completely insane. It is based on the fact Blaine's (Darren Criss) eyebrows are too triangular. A very amusing read!
Random Rating:10/10
Awesomeness Rating: 8/10
Okay there should be more up soon so keep an eye out, well actually keep it in your head but...argh anyway there will be more up soon, and if you have written one, leave me a comment with the link to it and i will give it a review.
Text Speak
The Truthful One

Sunday, 7 August 2011

Talyor Returns!!!

I new it was to good to be true. I mean a month or so has gone past and there has been no sign of Taylor...Until now. Please note: if you haven't been reading my early posts, go back and read them, otherwise this post will seem to make no sense, like math, so just go back and read them. Anyway, I was sitting in my room reading the 7th Harry Potter book (Yay!) when I hear the oh-so familiar sound of a pigon banging its head against the window. I turn round to see Taylor, sitting there at my window, and even though taylor is quick I was quicker. I grabed my camrea and took a photo of him.
So here is Taylor below:
Yes the demon in all its glory... and rain.
I know this isn't the best photo in the world, But like I said he is quick.
And to any pigion fans out there, I hold nothing against pigions, blackbirds or any species of bird, I actully quite like them, but as you can probably tell, dis bird is CRAZY!
Taylor it's your turn in the lime light, your an internet star. (A crazy internet star but a star all the same!)
Suppose I should finish the book!
The Truthful One
Over and Out

Sunday, 10 July 2011

Strange....Just Strange

Okay peeps, sorry I haven't posted in a while, its not because didn't what to, life has just been vair busy, (see I even managed to fit a bit of french in there) any way enough about that.

Today me and my friend who shall be called Petunia made a video of a cat, with a camerea (Duh) alot of random clicking of buttons and a group of people talking. we were in a crowded room so who knows who they were, but I hope you guys/gals/fish can take a minute to check out this video, and if you want to leave comments here (on da blog) or on youtube.

Here's the link:

Well, will be back soon
The Truthful One,

Thursday, 23 June 2011


Okay, this started off as every other day:

9:00am Woke up at the crack of dawn.
9:01am Fell back to sleep.
9:34am Got woken up by my sister.
9:36am Glared at her untill she went away.
9:39am Fell back to sleep.
10:30am Actually got up
10:40am Got dressed.
10:42am Pulled curtians.
10:43am Got blinded by the sun.
10:49am Recovered sight.
10:54am Turned on computer.
10:55am Computer didn't want to turn on.
10:56am Tryed to turn computer on again.
10:57am Still no response.
10:58am Glared at computer.
10:59am Blank screen glared back.
11:00am Had a glaring contest with computer.
11:02am Computer won.
11:05am Remembered that the battery was dead.
11:06am Plugged in the charger.
11:08am Forgot password.
11:11am Rembered password.
11:14am Checked for new comments.
11:19am Still no new comments.
11:21am Watched Glee.
12:17am Had a sandwich.
12:25am Finished sandwich.

Anyway. it was a sort of normal day (Weather: Cold, Light Rain, typical british weather) and a group of my amigios, sorry I went all spanish then, were heading over to our friends farm. now there farm is brilliant. Yet even with the weather being misreble we spent most of the time in the swimming pool, which as you could probably guess, it was FREEZING! and after we were dried off, we went to go look around the farm.
As usual, there were sheep, that disliked my friend and ran pretty fast across the field, cows, that really didn't like my friend but had a different approch to freaking him out, just to stare at him. Chickens, nothing exciting here, a golf cart (will be explained later) and trees. Well there were obviously going to be trees as they owned a lot of woodland which we went to explore. Anyway, I should probably mention my friend, I shall name Steve for no apparent reason. Well Steve had somehow got stuck on a wooden tower (what it was doing in the middle of the field, I have no idea) and like the good friends we were our natural teenage instinct was to do the following:

Watch him struggle
Wait for him to begin to get free
Yell "RUN"
and Run

But as the GOOD person I am (Yeah to any of my friends reading this, I put good in CAPITALS) I stayed behind, and no it wasn't because I was too lazy to run, and helped Steve get free. After Steve had finally got free the others were long gone, which was fine as the woods were easy to find your way round. As we headed in the direction that my friends had gone we past an abandoned barn. It had a giant hole in the side and was pitch black, we were going to wander past until Steve said they might be hiding in the barn. As we approched the barn I joked that there were bats in there, We Laughed and he said there might be a murder in there, which made us laugh slightly histericly. anyway when we reached the hole we looked to see if anyone was in there, it looked like there was no one there but just to make sure, as it was pitch black, Steve yelled hello into the barn. It made a slight echo but no one was in there, so we turned to go. As we turned I could have sworn I heard a creak from in the barn but I ignored it, then there was a loud smash. Well Steve definetly heard that and we started running madly away from the barn. Now remember the disscution we had just moments early, about the murder, well if anyone else reacted differently I am truly shocked. We made it at least a mile away from the barn and had somehow ended up in a car park. Knowing we had made a wrong turn we headed back towards our friends house. We wernt far from there house when we heard some very loud laughing. Our friends had spotted us and were coming towards us laughing there heads off. Well it all made sense.
They had hid in a corner of the barn and thrown a barrel across the floor to freak us out!
Well before I could yell at them we got distracted by something in the distance.
Coming towards us was a White golf cart with our friends mum on.
She drove to us and we all got on.
As she was driving along somthing extremely funny happened.
Firstly, Steve fell of the golf cart (don't worry he's fine)
Secondly, Our friends pet dog, that had a cone round her neck, was racing alongside the golf cart.
Thirdly Steve managed to get back on the golf cart just as we arrived at the house.

Ahh well Steve,
At least you got some exersize,

Well got MORE revision to do for exams,
See you later,
The Truthful one

Wednesday, 22 June 2011

Worst Ways To Be Woken

Yes as a teenager you NEED SLEEP. More than little kids need to scream , or an adult needs to complain about traffic.
And yes food, water, shelter, mobile phones are all important, but for a teen if you don't get at least 13 hours sleep at night (or day) we get very, VERY irritable.
Through my life so far, I have found some of the most irritating ways to be woken, and put them together in a neat list for you all to look out for. So enjoy!

1) Parents

Why on earth do parents think we will get up, after saying the night beore that we were going to clean the house from top to bottom, and then yell at us if we don't get up. WHERE IS THE FAIRNESS!!

2) The Hoover/Vacuum Cleaner

Yes one of the many irritating things to be woken up by. Imagine your having an awesome dream about cookies...or somthing, and are quite happy under your warm fortress of duvet, snoozing, and all of a suden you hear this.
It is possibly one of one of the worst inventions made (well not for cleaners obviously, I meant teens and.... I'm over explaining this, BACK TO THE LIST)

3) Bucket of Ice water

That is all I can say to this matter.

4) Windows

For what good reason do windows need to be open at 10am.

5) The Sun

Why is the sun so bright? It's bad enough we are being woken up, we don't need to be blinded too.

6) 3), 4) and 5) combined

Too scary to even think about.

7) Chirpy Radio Presenters

The only way they can be THAT happy at 9am is by having at least 4 cups of coffee.


All talk of sleep is making me tired,

Back to bed I go,


The Truthful one


Tuesday, 14 June 2011

Random fact

Okay, people, CALM DOWN.
I will have another blog post up soon, but I have been trying to fit my blogging around exam revision and... it's to long and rambly to go into.
Anyway, here is another random fact!

The human heart creats enough pressure to squirt blood 30 feet (9m).

Both disturbing and facinating.

Remember People, if you have had anything funny random things happen to you in the past week, or just wanna say hi, let me know by leaving a comment!!

Peace out.
The Truthful one

Friday, 3 June 2011

Why do birds hate my window???

Hello people of the world it is I, The Truthful One writing another amusing (or not you pick) blog entry, telling you all about the completely INSANE world we live, eat, sleep, and crack lame jokes in.

But anyway going back to the topic in mind, I have got a theory that I have come up with.

Birds hate my window.

It is as simple as that.
So far there has been Taylor the pigeon (that still hasn't come back, hazzah!) that sits and bangs its head against my window.
And now there is a new member of the window haters club, a blackbird that I have decided to call Greg, as it seems rude to call it, It. Anyway Greg had a much more vigorous approach to what the pigeon did.
Greg was probably thinking in his little brain that "Hey the pigeon managed to make that girl fall off her chair; I bet I could take it a step further and make her heart stop altogether."
Well ha-ha “Greg” you only made me jump a mile in the air, not stop my heart beating.
See this Greg’s approach to this was to fly at 50mph at my window and slam into it.
But don’t worry bird enthusiasts little Greg lives. He didn’t even stop flying after he crashed into my window either.
He just turned around and flew quickly in the opposite direction,
Until another day Greg.

Well g2g
Until next time bird fans and foes
The Truthful One,

Random fact

- 40'C is the same as - 40'F.

Wednesday, 1 June 2011

Pigeons Be Gone

Okay over the past few weeks there has been a pigeon (That I have named Taylor) that has nested in the tree outside of my bedroom window, which is fine, until it decides to find as many possible ways to annoy me!
Right well it started off when I was sitting here typing away at my English homework, when all of a sudden Taylor comes and lands on the flat roof outside my window and stared at me, which I ignored thinking he would fly away soon enough. Well I THOUGHT he would, instead after ten minutes I could still feel him glaring at me, which after ten minutes really bugged me. So I got up and started banging on the window, luckily he flew off pretty quickly.
He continued to do this for about a week, and then stopped coming which I thought was brilliant as I would stop looking like a fool banging on the window.
But it didn't last long.
Because a couple of nights ago I was sitting here doing my science homework (by the way I’m not obsessed with homework, I just get it out of the way so I can be insane a lot more) when I started hearing banging at my window, which when I looked up gave me quite a fright.
But I think me falling off my chair scared him off.
And he hasn’t been back.

Well g2g
The Truthful One

Sunday, 29 May 2011

Random fact

When a snake is born with two heads they fight each other for food


Avast ye land lubbers, it is aye the truthful one back yet again with…*cough, cough*, maybe I should stop talking like this *splutter*.
Anyway, I’m back with some more random news.
Well, I guess you’re all wondering why on earth I’m talking like a pirate, (and no it’s not a new level of insanity) It is because today I went with my friend to see…what for it…
Pirates of the Caribbean: On stranger tides.
So as your all probably reading this thinking that it is all normal, well, you should know by now.
At least anything that appears on here.
So, as I was happily watching the film, seeing Johnny Depp attack someone with his sword, my friends next to me started passing something along the aisle towards me, along with some muttering, the object finally reached me.
It was my best friends phone.
Well it was obviously turned off, and as there were at least 6 people between us I didn’t want to interrupt the film with me returning a phone, so I put it in my pocket until the end of the film. Their was only one problem
As the credits came up and people started leaving the venue, my best friend started questioning us to see which one of us had the phone, but seeing as I forgot I had the phone, and only remembered I was the last one with it, I told him I had dropped it.
As you can probably expect he went loony (and I mean more loony than he already is) and started franticly looking under rows of chairs desperate to find his phone. A couple of minutes later I realised that I had put the phone in my pocket, and thought about telling him that I had it so I was about to tell him when he came over and,
Sat on me!
Yes your eyes have not deceived I did put down that he sat on me, and it wasn’t in the “oh I’m sorry, too dark to see quickly get up” sort of way. He just came over sat on me, flattening me against the chair, and said:
“If you don’t give me the phone I’ll just stay sitting here.”
Which is when I realised he was sitting on my hand that had his phone in.
Well I pointed this out to him but he didn’t believe me, so using my arm that was free I shaved him quite hard so that he would get off. It worked and he got his phone back, so everything was looking up for him. But for me this cinema trip has ended up with me:

Going to go watch a film
Me being given my friends phone and forgetting I had it
Being sat upon
And being covered in cola

Yes the last one is true. As I realised when my friend got off me that he had sat on my half full cola drink and it exploded all over my jacket.
So the moral of this story:
Don’t take your friends phone and forget you have it.

Well I’d better go wash/burn my jacket
The Truthful One
Over and out

Thursday, 26 May 2011

Random Fact.

Okay every so often i will put up a random fact so that you, people of earth and beyond can show of to your chums.

Todays random fact:

Ten human body parts are 3 letters long: Arm, Leg, Rib, Eye, Hip Jaw Toe, Ear, Lip, Gum

So have a think about that for a while until I inspire you all with another random fact.

Until next time.

The Truthful One

Bugs. Need To. DIE.

That's it

Bugs. Need.To.Die!!!

Don't get me wrong I’m at one with the earth, all for stopping global warming, global dimming, saving the rain forest, etc.

and to all you bug lovers out there, I’m sorry but they are EVIL and they need to DIE.
I mean okay they help pollinate and with out them we would probably die but why would a bug need to go into my SCHOOL BAG.


For one thing there are no flowers in my bag therefore no pollen
And second my friends are freaked out by bugs WAY more so it would have made sense to bug them instead (Hehehe, Sorry for the cheesy bug pun it was just to tempting XD)
So anyway there I am reaching to get my pen out of my bag when all of a sudden this fly comes out and lands on my desk, and I could have sworn it was staring at me.
So I did the obvious thing (well in my mind it was obvious thing) and stared back.
Must not blink
Twitch, twitch

Anyway after having a staring contest with the bug I could tell it was about to fly away, when my friend, who was sitting next to me realized there was a bug on the desk and FREAKED OUT. Like, massive, over the top, insane freak out.

The next thing I know he is franticly hitting the bug yelling
Now anyone who was on looking this, I would just like to say "I apologize on his behalf, he was not aiming it towards you, it was the bug."
Anyway he has, in the kindest way possible, got lousy aim, and yet managed to hit the bug.


Just as I was about to start feeling sorry for the bug, the strangest thing happened,
The bug came back to life!!
And from the look on my friends face he was extremely shocked (probably from the fact he actually managed to hit the bug).

But even with this in mind

The Truthful One
Over and out

Wednesday, 25 May 2011

Why would someone invent homework???

What is the point in homework!!!
Everyone has probably said that at least once in there lives (or daily in some peoples cases)
I bet that they didn't have homework in the old days.
No they just spent there time INVENTING homework.
I wonder if that is what Shakespeare thought as he was writing his plays
"Though doesn't do enoughith workith I will write thou plays to givith them more work...ith" or something like that.
I mean I have grinded my brain to the bone/muscle/whatever and all I have done is made an amusing figure out of blue tack.
Amusing, Scary, or just plain insane, you decide! -->

Well I suppose is should get back to work

Bye for now

The Truthful One


Curse the Poi??!!

Okay, all this started when I was at a music festival. I was having an awesome time when I saw a stall that sold spinning poi (not spinning koi as my friend mistook it for, coz that would be stupid) if you haven't heard of spinning poi they are like tennis balls with ribbon and string attached to them, (see a lot less stupid than koi.)
Anyway, I saw them at this stall and, because I am me, decided to buy them.
BIG mistake.
As it was the last day of the festival I decided to see if I was any good with them, but just as I was taking them out of the bag my mum told me to keep them in the bag they came in so they didn't get lost.
So, as I did what I was told, I just started swing the bag around, it was going pretty well (as well as swinging a bag around goes) until I misjudged where I was swinging it and whacked myself in the face with it.
Well, the journey home seemed uneventful after that, apart from the fact that that my nose was swelling like a hot air balloon.
The doctor’s appointment was by far the worst thing I have ever done in my life so far.
As I walked in to the roomed to see the doctor I sat down and he asked me what I had done, and the only thing I could say was:

"I hit myself in the face with the spinning poi but at least I kept them in the bag so they didn't get lost."


I knew from the look on the doctor’s face that he was trying so hard not to laugh, and I suppose that looking back at it was pretty funny.

And they have stayed in the back of my draw ever since


Well until next time

The Truthful one

Over and out

This is Why We Don't Hug!

Okay, I’m undeniably scarred for life.

The reason, well the one thing you should know about me and my friends, we do NOT under any circumstances HUG people.

Yes I know that makes us sound really mean but would you go up to some random person in the street and hugging them? (by the way if you have just answered yes to this question you are BEYOND insanesville, and this is coming from the girl who randomly started singing xmas carols, in the middle of a busy town centre, in summer.)

So anyway, we had just come out of are final lesson of the day and were heading back home when all of a sudden my (guy) friend started hugging me.

Most of you are probably thinking “Awww that’s so sweet” or “why would that scar you for life” well let me finish and you will find out (Geesh).

Your right that would have been normal, but he was trying to walk at the same time.
So as we were walking down the street, me doing a brilliant plank of wood impersonation, when he tripped over one of his shoe laces, falling right on top of me!

Everyone around us was laughing, pointing, and taking pictures, of us the human dominos.

But oh well, every cloud has a silver lining, I bet he won’t randomly hug me again XD.

Well until next time

The Truthful one

Over and out